YO

Yo!

We are apatment two-eighty-fo

Let us in or we’ll knock down the do

We make cookies and pretzels for fun

 But don’t get too close or I’ll shoot yeh wit my gun

(You better run!)

Yo.

 Yo my name is RaeRae

Y’ betta do what I say 

Or foo you gonna pay 

So you better start to pray (okay?)

Yo and my name is Ananana

I’m hotter than a Savananah

Sweeter than cocoa cabanana

And fresher than a bananana

All the fools in da house my name is JoJo

I’s just wonderin if you’d be my beau yo

You ain’t gotta be nothin but  a hobo

So hop in ma car we’ll ride low low

 last but not least they call me LeeLee

I’m a stealthy Ninja you can’t even see me

 so funny you can’t help but go “heehee”

  so frightenin I give yeh  heebeegeebees

Yo we throw da greatest dance parties man has ever known

Even in da future  we won’t have a clone

We are the epitome of awesomeness and fly

All the brotha men are like “say what” when we swagger by

But now it’s past our bedtime and we gotta go

I know yeh enjoyed this ride for sho yo!

Tribute to Ananana

Ananana is a music fiend. She is talented in so many ways. She loves her church and her God. When you're sad, she comes and gives you a hug and lets you cry on her shoulder for as long as you need. She is very neat and organized. She is the most down to earth one of all of us, but she still knows how to laugh and have a crazy good time. She always makes everybody feel loved. She cares deeply about her friends and family. Guys swoon over her, and rightfully so. 

Ode to JoJo

JoJo is a silly monkey. She always can make anybody laugh. Often, the things that she says are downright hilarious. She loves her car more than the average human being does. She gets excited when her mother calls her. Sometimes she's nocturnal, and that's when her crafty side flourishes. Some of her late-night projects have included the date book and Valentine's Day puns. She looks great with excessive makeup and her gangster outfit really matches her inner soul. 

All about RaeRae

Darcee= the  mother hen of Apartment 284. Anytime you go out on a date, she calls you into her den afterwards and interrogates you alllll about it. Anytime you're sad, she'll listen to you and give you advice--even if that means she has to stay up all night to do her homework afterwards. Anytime she's not recovering from knee surgery, she is always dancing (clogging especially) in the kitchen. She has times where she makes random squawking sounds and we wonder if she's just letting her inner turkey come out. 

The Blond Sumos

QOTD: "This lotion smells like bat poop or something." ~JoJo


JoJo and LeeLee went to a tumbling party and discovered that they were cut out to be sumo dancers. 

I Thought Professors Were Supposed to be Smart

QOTD: "He looks tormented with sin." ~LeeLee

Nuff said. 

JoJo's Traumatic Experience

QOTD: "I'm gonna be one with the blinds." ~LeeLee


Today, RaeRae and LeeLee were sitting on the couch when JoJo enters the room with a look on her face like she had seen mass death and destruction. Originally, our thoughts were that JoJo had been raped or something of the like but she proceeded to tell us her sad story: today was the first day in her writing class. It turns out that she was the only girl, and the rest of the classmates were boys. Not just boys, but returned missionaries. All of them. RaeRae and LeeLee are confident that she'll meet her future husband in that class, but JoJo is insistent that that's not the case.

I had to sneak this video in, so it's hiding behind my laptop.