Sunday, December 12, 2010

...Of Death and Resurrection

…of Death and Resurrection
It was a dark and snowy night.  The air was alive with a powerful emotion…fear.  Black and ugly.  Fear like you’ve never known before.  Fear like your mother. 
         LeeLee and Jojo trudged from the building of Jesse Knight, the cold wind tickling the back of necks like mini feathers.  A coyote sang his mournful song in the distance…maybe in Arizona.  As they battled the winter wind and the sinister snow and avoided the abominable automobiles, despite all odds they finally arrived safely at the resting place, a.k.a. parking spot, of Jojo’s beloved transportation device, Carton.  Pulling out her magical clicker with powers incomprehensible to the lowly human mind, she activated the engine initiator, and then…there was silence.  Macabre silence.  Deafening silence. 
         Jojo fell to her knees, her mind spinning as she grasped the horrible truth: her car was dead…deceased…had given up the ghost…was no more…was metaphorically pushing up daisies.  Unconsciously, her head and arms reached timidly towards the heavens as she exclaimed in utter despair.  LeeLee tenderly embraced her, and said, “I guess…we’ll have to ruin Darcee’s date.” 
         But Jojo leapt to her feet, her fist gripped tightly on LeeLee’s arm, “No.  No, we cannot do that.  I have an alternative scheme of events which are to come….We will call someone else.”
         She dialed the ten digit numerical values which belong to the noblest of all mankind, Landon.  Minutes seemed like hours as LeeLee and Jojo waiting in the still warm corpse of their venerated friend.  They could feel as the connecting bond between car and driver dissipated into the cold, night air.  If you were listening closely, you might have heard a faint whisper as Carton struggled to draw his dying breath.  
         Unable to remain inside any longer, the girls made an exodus to the rear of the mortal remains humming a lamenting tune. 
         Grief-stricken, Jojo was about to self-destruct, when in the nick of time, the valiant knight, Landon, showed up riding his white, metallic steed.  He immediately seized control of the situation, commanding the girls in a lowercase god-like manner.  Her hands fumbling with the controls, Jojo finally managed to open the hood of her most amiable comrade.  Towering over it, Landon connected the cables of life to Carton’s battery-like heart as he said, “You always need to put the black one on first.  It will ground it.”  Through their tears, the girls nodded, in awe of his overwhelming intellect. 
         At Landon’s command, Jojo reinserted herself into the driver’s seat—memories playing like sweet films across her mind’s eye.  When she put the key in the ignition, a flash of hope filled her heart as she heard Carton’s heart flutter.  Moments later under the sure hand of their champion, Carton was resurrected.  And then, they all lived happily ever after as they drove off into the sunrise.  


Friday, November 19, 2010

Serenade

QOTD: "Does that make you feel unsafe?" -JoJo

Jake, Jared, and Joel came over to serenade us tonight.


"Ponytail Parade" by Emery



"In Shallow Seas We Sail" by Emery









Thursday, November 18, 2010

Finding Kody (to give him a hovercraft)

QOTD: "Maybe you should file it to a point and stab somebody with it." ~Ananana

Let's start at the very beginning (a very good place to start)...For some reason which still remains a mystery to us, JoJo decided to make a cake for Kody. Now this was a very special cake. This cake was shaped as a racecar/hovercraft. In order to do this, JoJo pulled out extraneous candies and foodstuffs located around the apartment, and got a contribution from Alex of 2 oreos. To follow the rest of the story, watch these videos:




The preparation of the video, narrated by JoJo and accompanied by the laughter of RayRay, Ananana, and LeeLee


Next, we went to Alex's apartment so he could witness what he helped create. As we marched over to his apartment, we could see they were watching TV and our worst fears were realized: there were girls there with them. We decided to proceed forward anyways and ruin their steamy date.


Next, we ventured over to Kody's apartment to deliver the cake. Much to our dismay, Kody was not present. His roommates appreciated our efforts though I think.


We were lost in desperation trying to find Kody. We had to resort to modern technology such as cell phones to locate him.


At long last, we were victorious in finding Kody!



And we all lived happily ever after. 












Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Cupcakes and Sprinkles

QOTD: "Are you guys gonna kiss?" ~JoJo

Chrisprinkles was mean and shoved a cupcake in LeeLee's face (it was sugar free, don't worry)

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Ugly Sweater Day

QOTD: "I think we need to have a time-out corner on our fridge. (draws circle on notepad) Like this. (sticks nose on circle)." ~JoJo

Facebook is the provider of all knowledge, both good and evil. It was Facebook that informed JoJo and LeeLee about Ugly Sweater Day at BYU, and they were very excited to participate in such a wonderful thing. They promptly went on an excursion to the DI and bought the grimiest sweaters they could find. 






Monday, November 8, 2010

Bootylicious

QOTD: "I have this theory on hugging. You have to be fully committed. You can't just give them a side hug...you have to go up to them and be like: HUG ME!!!!!!!!" ~JoJo

This is what RayRay and JoJo do while LeeLee goes out of town: 



No description is needed. 

Thursday, November 4, 2010

Handstands

LeeLee came to the realization that she could no longer do a handstand, and agreed to try it. This resulted in the following: 


Attempt #1: 

Attempt #2:


Attempt #3: 



Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Dance Party #1


QOTD: "Gettin right up in your grill man. Riiight up there." ~JoJo


Somehow, our calm scripture reading morphed into a full fledged dance party. We do not claim to be talented in any way.


*The videos wouldn't upload cuz they were too big so I had to split them up...bear with me. Watch them all, you'll laugh harder than you have all day.


Supermassive Black Hole Dance Part 1


Supermassive Black Hole Dance Part 2



Jump Around Dance Part 1


Jump Around Dance Part 2



Sweet Dreams Dance Part 1

Sweet Dreams Dance Part 2












Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Leg Wrestling

An introduction. Hullo, we are the rambunctious females inhabiting Apartment 284 at Brigham Young University. There is no other apartment that can compete with our awesomeness. We live to laugh. 








Johanne=JoJo
Darcee= RayRay
Holly=LeeLee
Anna=Ananana
*Photos by the famed Alex Trump


Quote of The Day (QOTD): "How long would it take for you to cut your hair one strand at a time?" ~Ananana


It was an eventful day in Apartment 284. We had lots of our comrades over for dinner. Ananana made spaghetti and JoJo made tempting pumpkin bread. 




We planned our Dance Party (an Apartment 284 Exclusive), which will be caught on tape and posted soon! Be excited. 


Leelee suffered from sleep deprivation today and consumed probably too many cacao beans, and thus her wild side was unleashed! The result was leg wrestling.